If you can't tell, Zach's feeling SUPER patriotic. We talk about midterm elections, getting paid to give up your pinky toe, burnt turds, and more!

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Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Intermission music: Glee Club Polka Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License, http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/