Regular Jesus, take the tow-truck wheel, and in the name of John Pierpont Collegestudent, let us pray. It's that time of year again, the time of year when Netflix spends the minimal amount of money it can to produce minimally acceptable holiday-themed programming. I hope you like indistinguishably attractive white girls, because this movie's got 'em in spades! It also has a legitimately hilarious interfaith Christmas pageant and a curious dearth of live performances by Shameik Moore. Plus . . . Joan Cusack in tinfoil?? Are you OK, Joan??