We’re not saying that birds aren’t real. That’s crazy and (nearly) everyone knows better. But have we checked up on baby pigeons lately? I’m just saying, are we SURE they exist? Adult pigeons, sure. All types of real pigeons out there. But the babies though…

 

Ingredients: Doin’ A Weird Late-y, Contractually Obligated Banter Time, No Pets For Ivory (maybe a shaved dead horse), The Sound of Science, No Such Thing As Baby Pigeons, Several Failures, and R*sted R**t