It's the third week in a row we've spoken about Seb's seasonal affliction, so sorry about that. We also get a brief guest appearance from Liam's mum, so that's cool. Discussed: seb is becoming his cat, honked up, AI reviews, internet ham, feed this android, oil on liam's cheeks, a gristle pipe covered in sweet sauce, a surprise appearance from liam's mum, too many crumbs, more reviews, one star, pretty good, hospital gift shop, macramé grandma, two jessicas, training montage, ankle jeans, romcom no jeans dad,  bite the biro.

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