Gentlemen, keep your ladies on a tight leash because this episode is dedicated to Joe "Mr. Steal Your Girl" Burrow. Anyone with an IQ above 30 knows that Joe's football skill + sex appeal makes him a prime time candidate for this and we're proud to see the former LSU QB crush the field as a Bengal.

With Nicky Q out this time around, Ralph takes his place and handles his own email tough guy (girl). The Mets, yet again, are letting A LOT of fans down, and the Yanks are just yanking the emotional chain of their supporters. The NFL preseason comes to a close and the Lunch Beers Fantasy Draft commences. Rumor has it, the loser of this years fantasy league will have to sing the National Anthem at their old High School's season opener, so you don't want to miss that. Sit back, shotgun that 10% IPA, and lend us your ears during your lunch hour, this week, on Lunch Beers.