Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

Tayshia is just trying to enjoy her vodka and forty limes, but first she has to deal with an EQ IQ test with the goober twins. The boys are all stressed over who will get the rose tips and more importantly, an invite to next weeks HOME TOWNS (Lord, please let all these families be quarantining and social distancing!).

AND...Chris Harrison isn't there!! Hey JoJo!!!!