The Girls are joined by Steve Furey to discuss Ralph Tortorici, the paranoid schizophrenic who took an Albany classroom hostage, and the intricacies of an insanity defense. They discuss opioid use and stalk Shemar Moore before being joined by behaviorist Kristen Green for her Peer Review segment, where she tries to explain M-theory to simpletons. They also discuss whether or not the Matrix is real, sympathy sex vs sympathy burgers, and how long each would survive in jail.

This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 9: Derailed.