Tapping in from the east coast, Jeremy, Apollo, and Adonis gather round the campfire and talk about free Espolòn, the standards of a good host, the lack of shame present in a nasty bathroom, parental talent for instilling guilt along with an unflinching worldview, selling feet pics, male pampering, corporate virtue signaling, Jeremy’s job search and beefed up resumé, lucid dreaming, getting on good terms with your subconscious, the Grinch on SARMs, and other substances “not fit for human consumption.” Adonis recounts an injurious night at the NYC bar Pianos, we recommend kicks for short kings, and talk about early crushes, Drake’s “oh my gawd” goofy ass sliding into your girl’s DMs, beer sponsorships (we see you, PBR), a particularly stinky night at Beauty & Essex, the celebrity lifestyle funded by luxury brands, making friends at work, and why we work out