Do your children's schools conduct snake drills? They really should, as we learn from famous extraordinaire Havarti Cravat. As you might expect, things got a little messy this week.

 

We also cover making the doughnuts, copstronauts, destroying Thanksgiving forever, improving the public image of wolves, how to not freak out your dog, playing the A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. game, and giving up the clone.