"Kissin' Cousins"

Well I've got an elf, she's as cute as she can be

She's a distant cousin but she's not too distant with me

We'll join all night

I'll squeeze her tight

But we're kissin' cousins 'n that's what makes it all right

All right, all right, all right

Yes we're all cousins, that's how our blood runs

Because we're children of The High Ones

I got a lifemate and she wants a lot of love

That's the kind of trouble I need plenty of*

*With apologies to Elvis (Elfis?)

PLUS: The winner(s) of our first contest, details on a potential fan-feedback episode (let us know if you're interested!), elf birth control, suppressed Recognition, elf sexism, Windkin's comely butt, and swords 'n guns!