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The Mic Is On. The Pod Is Off.
It’s PodOff time — and going mic-to-mic with Hazel and Jemma is none other than the unshakable, unbuilt, and undeniably sharp John Lyons.
This is the man who:
 🧼 Cleaned the Houses of Parliament (from the inside — with a mop)
 🧱 Owns every LEGO brick needed for a life-sized trilby… but has never built it
 🎩 Was once photographed pretending to be Banksy… by actual Banksy
 🥃 Has cocktail opinions strong enough to trigger a licensing review
In The Pod-Off, we get into:
The grime behind political shine
The LEGO hat haunting a shelf near you
A Marvin Gaye moment worth bottling
Why Whisky Sours are sacred
And which cocktails are now officially banned
John brings stillness, soul, and stories you couldn’t script. We bring the flobble and the gobble — and just enough lemon juice to keep it sharp.

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