The latest Riddle from the mystery source (not Andre):

Unusually your first guess was Neville,

Thinking he could riddle at this level.

Even sillier was guessing the Swede,

Who I am not sure is able to read.

Amongst the possible suspects,

My identity is not so complex.

Each morning I spend lots of time with my comb,

Even though I’m the little piggy who stayed home.