This week the Pauls take a trip on my neighbour Turturro's catbus of acting gravitas as it plunges them headfirst into Bayhem, a storm of sleaze, sweat and bewbs jiggling over soft fade ins of men in army fatigues having good old arm wrestles and being MEN, who are great. That's right, kids: we're trying to find the one good thing about a Michael Bay film! Hooray!

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