We're back to Naruto stanning we discuss the Sasuke Retrieval Arc, a.k.a. the Konaha Boys' Road Trip, a.k.a. Shino Still Isn't Invited. This week we share our queerpinions on:

Orochimaru's minions, the Sound Four

Choji as a character and as a fatphobic problem

Kimimaro and his disgusting powers

Naruto and Gaara's obvious homosexuality

The Sasuke vs. Naruto waterfall fight

Content warning: We’re a fairly NSFW podcast that includes use of reclaimed homophobic slurs. Our discussion is full of spoilers from the entirety of pre-Shippuden era Naruto. There's also a lot of talk regarding very graphic body horror.