Pete's cracking open some sealed gems from his collection, and Dane just wants to peel the plastic off. Despite the lack of an edition of Dane's LAME this week, its specter looms over our minds. Pete gets complete confirmation of Dane's very milquetoast experiences, while Dane just confirms he's giving off teddy bear energy. Elsewhere the historical significance of a certain sex act is thoroughly plunged, before Dane gets elitist about pizza. Finally, after a little discussion of the fashion choices in video declaration of love, the guys gush about the best music streaming service.