THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Your dad in the middle of a hard mid-life crisis. Cambidextrous. Twice-ems. Jessica Jones. Chocolate Wifi. The Comeback Kid. Monsanta. Mr. Big Wig. Stimmy Gurkle. Harrison Ford with vertigo on a rampage. Equine Swine. A real piece of work. John Lithgow with a twisted ankle. The Blimp Imp. Four and twenty blackbirds baked into a pie. Pee Pee Laser.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1.Who would be better in the following Johnny Depp Role?

2.Who would you rather have give you sponge baths for the rest of your life?

3.Who would better Turok?

4.Who would you rather eat an erotic cake of?