When it’s people you place, and you sort them by race, that’s a-racist! Unless you had a plan wherein two strangers can fall in love…

We pose a theory about spanking, talk baby names, and we read something positively cheugy!

Reminder: we’re back to an every-other week release schedule! Next episode drops on 9/16.

Link: Seed & Spark campaign for the web series Dearest Eva (featuring Talon!) at https://seedandspark.com/fund/dearest-eva#story

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