Do you love Disney animation, but hate cartoons? Who doesn't? At least that's what The House the Mouse Built is betting on. In keeping with this latest spree of "Cinematic Universes," Disney is now making film versions of all their classic animations. Well, okay, they aren't out and out CALLING them that, but come on: Cinderella, Jungle Book, Beauty and the Beast, and Dumbo have already been reshot, with more on the way. So this week we ask: If kids like cartoons, aren't they going to LOVE not-cartoons of the exact same thing? It's a grudge match between Lion King and Aladdin to figure out which one's better, which one holds up best, which one has a more sympathetic villain, which one is more woke... and which one we'll even bother to go see.

| 0:00 - Intros

| 07:25 - Chernobyl documentaries on YouTube

| 09:30 - Archer 1999

| 11:11 - Bruce Lee Biography

| 14:15 - America’s Got Talent

| 16:55 - Rifftrax Live!: Star Raiders

| 19:11 - E3 2019 (Cyberpunk 2077, Final Fantasy VII Remake, Marvel’s Avengers, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Superliminal)

| 26:30 - Disney Renaissance

| Clips

| Jerry Orbach & the chorus of Beauty and the Beast - Be Our Guest

| Boston - Foreplay / Long Time

| Kool & the Gang - Fresh / clip from Bridesmaids / B-Side - Change the Beat

| The B-52’s - Party Out of Bounds

| Archer 1999 Intro music

| GFORCE - (From America’s Got Talent 2019)

| Star Raiders (2017) Trailer

| Final Fantasy VII Remake Trailer (E3 2019)

| Marvel’s Avengers - E3 2019 Reveal Trailer

| Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Main Theme (no lyrics)

| Mentos Jingle / Outkast - So Fresh and So Clean / Devo - Fresh

| Jeremy Irons, Whoopi Goldberg, Cheech Marin & Jim Cummings - Be Prepared - The Lion King (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

| Tiffany Haddish - Not Evil - The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

| Clips from Aladdin (1992)

| Carmen Twillie & Lebo M - Circle of Life - The Lion King (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

| The Little Mermaid (1989) Trailer (VHS)

| The B-52’s - Whammy Kiss

| Samuel E. Wright - Under The Sea - The Little Mermaid (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

| Harry Connick, Jr. - The Bare Necessities

| Robin Williams - Prince Ali - Aladdin (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

| Tony Jay - Hellfire - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

| The Disney Afternoon Studio Chorus - Duck Tales Theme