Shelter in place has just been extended, and thus the Distant Hours continue.  This week, we find out the IRS sent a bunch of money to dead people, which they’re fine with as long as they don’t vote Democrat. Amazon made $10,000 a second in the first three months of the year, which explains why Amazon can’t pay workers more.  Scientists have unlocked the potential of shit!  Meanwhile, a man in New  York discovers his mom had a body in the freezer; she made him an offer that he refused.  Washington is dealing with “Murder Hornets” and a Granny Gator’s Granny Gator Gator Experience is not looking good after a woman is killed by a gator in South Carolina. You get what you pay for, and the jokes are free! By the way, can someone get me some Apple Cinnamon Rice Cakes? Welcome back to The Hour!