There are a couple of key phrases in this week’s episode that we will not even dare to type. Our podcast does NOT recommend trying to further research these phrases. Do so at your own risk… and let us know what you find. This week, we pitch a new, NEW Cinderella adaptation, we explain “Cuffing Season”, and we get a creepy origin story for our theme song!

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