Nelson Lugo (Gathering the Magic) is in the guest star chair this time, and he wants you to know he's a magician that hates card tricks. He and Sharon discuss the phenomenon of diminishing house returns, which makes it hard for him to call himself an artist (he prefers craftsman). The two then discuss Nelson's time as a substitute ringmaster for the Big Apple Circus and his time working in "Document-ment". But, you know, happiness is moving forward...