It's the spookiest time of the year, where once again we sort by new on a horrible subreddit and break down amazing posts by real actual people. We're looking at scary two-sentence horror prompts and other spooky topics like no more Family Guy, Spider-Man eating a big fly, The Morbius Rap, Blade easter eggs, Bjork is Shmi, clone barbers, elementary school horror stories, bad speech topics, french teachers falling over, One Love Homeless Version, Christmas concert copyright strikes, chimp prostitution, monkey chain gangs, the rooftop dog massacre, child blood vials, Nerf hookahs, Ryan's Toys trickle down, and Markiplier meet cutes. Happy Halloween ;)