Movies from 1994. Doing mushrooms and watching Pulp Fiction. Cold Comfort Farm confusion. Jeopardy spoilers. Shared experiences. Comic books. Not everyone online is our age. Kelley’s old and looking at weeknight pasta recipes. Baking gnocchi. Skippers meet-up. Modern Family. Piss Bomb parody song. Mary can’t sing. We invented the Charlton dance. Break. Hints! Repeat hanging clothes hint (Mary’s not allowed to mark her own anymore.) What to do with your wet furs. Washing iron ware. Level flour when you measure it. What to do with dry coconut. Reminder to taste-test peas. Operate cars at the right temperature. Cook rice in lemon to keep rice from sticking. Mary hates rice cookers, and she gets so wound up about it, you might need to turn down the volume. Cleaning canvas curtains. Mary isn’t tired. Slice bread at home. Mitch Haniger testicle injury. Mary is tired after all. Umpire Pants Out!