We all get a little lonely sometimes, but we get by with a little help from our friends.

But what if we don't have any friends?

What if nobody wants to help us?

What if nobody wants our help?

It's OK though, sometimes we're in a lovely egalitarian environment with a benign dictator who is willing to make sure that everybody gets a friend, such as a classroom!

Surely teachers always have our best interests at heart and can foresee all possible issues with friends, partners, groupmates and coworkers.

Right?