Chapters 38 and 39 are holding us hostage. The demands for our safe return? Delete Carridin and Liandrin's Evil Girl Band. Tell us why Juilin is in the plot. Don't do a violence. And please, for the love of God, let all witchcraft trials be decided by sharks. <a href= "https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5bf4b371f7939280b5c4696e/t/5f431f5a7851a152fd2e6b28/1598234461606/95.+Everybody+Needs+a+Water+Criminal+%28word%29.pdf"> Transcript</a>

Chapters 38 and 39 are holding us hostage. The demands for our safe return? Delete Carridin and Liandrin's Evil Girl Band. Tell us why Juilin is in the plot. Don't do a violence. And please, for the love of God, let all witchcraft trials be decided by sharks. Transcript

Chapters 38 and 39 are holding us hostage. The demands for our safe return? Delete Carridin and Liandrin's Evil Girl Band. Tell us why Juilin is in the plot. Don't do a violence. And please, for the love of God, let all witchcraft trials be decided by sharks. <a href="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5bf4b371f7939280b5c4696e/t/5f431f5a7851a152fd2e6b28/1598234461606/95.+Everybody+Needs+a+Water+Criminal+%28word%29.pdf" rel="noopener noreferrer"> Transcript</a>

Episode 95: Everybody Needs a Water Criminal

Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.

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