Here at DTS we’re nothing if not innovators (and alcoholics), so this week we’re bringing you a new format!

[Part I] is all the recent horror news, previews, trailers, teasers and tossers you expect from our concupiscent cohosts! We also lament the passing of (yet another) of our fallen celebrity heroes, and celebrate the fruit-filled seasonal harvest that we’ve all been missing for so many years. Stay tuned for [Part 2] for a feature review that’s sure to have you giving thanks…for our accurate and insightful commentary! It’s like “GRINDHOUSE” but both parts star Kurt Russell and you won’t have to pee in a cup during the intermission (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!