It’s never hot, but always ready much like our show.  This week we find how a pizzeria owner fucks DoorDash. A South Korean “accidentally” ordered a bunch of sex dolls, but it’s not what you think.  A woman decides to sue all the homosexuals in the world, but she did it in cursive!  In other breaking news, Hobby Lobby has a museum, and also has to give back many of its artifacts because Hobby Lobby sucks (not a sponsor - obviously).  Finally, an Idaho town has had it with its citizens’ shit, literally. What’s warm and bubbly and designed for your balls? You’ll have to wait for our product review. Welcome back to The Hour!