Trump gives an unhinged speech in Arizona; llama jumps fence to chase bear away from farm ducks, then goes to golf course; flat Earthers resolutely stare directly into the sun; New York cops keep corpses in MTA break rooms; and Fernando Abellanas builds a secret work studio.

Special Guest: Mark.

Links:

• Who Built the Pyramids? | Harvard Magazine
• Great Pyramid tombs unearth 'proof' workers were not slaves | World news | The Guardian
• 'Most impressive thing any president's ever done': Tucker Carlson on Trump's eclipse viewing – video | Science | The Guardian
• There Was A Concerning Spike In Certain Google Searches Right After The Eclipse | IFLScience
• Pro-Trump Rallies in 36 States Canceled, Will Be Held As Online Demonstrations
• As Trump ranted and rambled in Phoenix, his crowd slowly thinned - The Washington Post
• Llama jumps fence to chase bear away from farm ducks, then goes to local golf course — Outdoors — Bangor Daily News — BDN Maine
• Stupid Shit My Friends Post: Solar Eclipse Hoax
• Julian Assange, Eclipse Truther
• A grim subway reality: Corpses sometimes kept in MTA break rooms | abc7ny.com
• A Secret Work Studio Suspended Below a Highway Overpass by Fernando Abellanas | Colossal