This week we learn why the X-Men can't have nice things: because they start riots when people piss them off. The mutants get into a civil disobedience situation as anti-mutant bigots descend on their new home in San Francisco, and the Dark Avengers get involved. Emma Frost defects to the bad guys to lead the DARK X-MEN, and there are lots of good Wolverine jokes! Also, we're down to the FINAL FOUR in the penultimate episode of SUPERHERO SURVIVOR