Your Unofficial Boys

Episode 97 - Collecting Retirement, Incest is Still Bad & Some Great Friendly Advice

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Welcome to episode 97 of the official podcast of Your Unofficial Boys. Every week we review beers, talk sports and discuss funny current events. Please like and subscribe!

Episode Guide:

Beers of the Week:

  • Sunny Little Thing by Sierra Nevada (Mills River, NC) - Rating: 3.75
  • Mango Chronic by Sycamore Brewing (Charlotte, NC) - Rating: 3.50

    • Friendly Advice:

    • Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, ‘Thank you Lord for this meal I’m about to have’ and charge at them with the fork.
    • If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.
    • Don't yell at your kids, lean in close and whisper, it's much scarier.
    • If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you are successful or not.
    • No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.
    • If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it be.
    • If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.

      • Last Week in History

      Unofficial News

      • Kansas couple charged with collecting man’s retirement while keeping his body in their home 6 years.
      • Amish family’s horse and buggy parked outside Walmart stolen while they were shopping.
      • Kentucky Lawmaker Fixes Incest Bill, But Not Until After It Goes Viral.

        • Unofficial Fanzone:

        • NFL Playoffs.
        • MLB Offseason News.
        • NHL Standings.
        • NBA Standings.

          • Unofficial Thoughts:

          • How would you feel if I canceled plans b/c I lost to you in the Losers Fantasy Championship?

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