Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages!!! Gather around, gather around. Hear me as I speak of the new fad, the new thing, the new image. Do you have the drive to excel? Are you looking for the motivation to be more than you are? Have you been told that you are nothing but a loser wall flower? It does not matter if you have considered or answered those questions, just listen to us as we talk about this book.

Raise the flag and gather around. Listen to us talk about this criminal slash entrepreneur slash oil salesmen. He has ideas, he has catchphrases, he has an idea for a new kind of pyramid scheme. He has pants.

He also has the pulse of the gullible masses. As we all know now, there is nothing more impressive or magical than a charlatan with a microphone. If you have that charm factor, and you can speak with authority, you can hold up the phone book and entrance millions. And if you can target that in on people with money...look out.

Some people sit around and wait for their opportunity to show up. Maybe they are lazy, or maybe that is their strength. Oooh. I want that super-power. Sitting. The ability to sit and stair. For hours. Yes.....gooood.

Speaking of grabbing easy money. How about stealing other peoples ideas? I mean, they have already used them, why not clean them off and do your own twist on them. Slap your name and a price tag on it, and you have yourself an opportunity.

Now that you have your thing, go out there and bake the bread, make the money, get your cheddar, spike your football....etc, etc, etc.

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