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Episode Eight: Banging Dead Animals


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Four idiots gather to answer the important questions in life after complaining for 12 mins about a failed fishing trip.

We've all wondered who we'd pleasure if our partners and mothers swapped bodies, or about the morality of banging a dead animal. Would crows or spiders be the bigger jerk if they could talk?

Today we found out that, if Cury could be the god of anything, he'd be the god of vagina's so he could generously gift them to those in need and smite those belonging to people who displease him.

Mom, please don't listen to this episode.

You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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you dont have to be hereBy Cury