Buckle up, because this week on Mentally Tabbed Out, we’re coming at you with a full-blown fact frenzy. From chainsaws in childbirth (yep, really) to butterflies sipping blood like it’s a poolside cocktail, we’ve rounded up the weirdest, wildest, and most random facts the internet has to offer. Some will make you laugh, others might haunt your dreams—but all of them will leave you saying, “Wait… that’s real?”