In this episode, Mike recaps the last few weeks aka the 2018 holiday season. He covers Trump's Great Wall of China, aka Great Wall of the U.S., the volatile stock market and financial future, Kanye's Nip Slip satisfaction over Kim Kardashian's Christmas blouse, the 2K Venmo theft, how Samurai Swords protect you from aliens apparently, the college bowl season, Hufflepuffs, SNL, Pauley Shore's podcast, SNL, Mike's part in the off-off-Broadway show called A Sketch of New York - Christmastime in the City, his first Christmas with the girlfriend, and their role reversal when it comes to trying to sleep through alternate sleep cycles.