The boys make it to Dallas, Texas. They say everything is bigger and better in Texas, right? The boys make a trip to Dealey Plaza to where JFK was assassinated, and Bachs thinks about becoming a sniper.

The boys then head to the Texas State Fair, where they are overwhelmed by the amount of people and choices of food and drink and find themselves at a great American pass time, the roadeo.

The boys make a short time to the cowboy town of Fort Worth stockyards to see a cattledrive and go to the worlds biggest Honky Tonky bar, Billy Bob'.

Stu might of had a burger that rivals Mel's Diner and Jack has a blast from the past and visits where he had the best taco he's ever had again.