With Michelle and the Professor at the bottom of Giza Falls, who will introduce us to episodes and plug things?? Meet Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation, and Wade Anderson, Intern. They're...more competent I think? Doug, Alien, and P16 are visited by Dale Isringhausen, a pile of gas, who knows all, I think? Hoo baby, this bit is really hitting...I think?

Dale Isringhausen- Spencer Rybacki

Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Intern Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt