In this not-an-episode, one of the Matts (Matt David) records a message explaining why we're not releasing an episode this next couple of weeks, rambles on a bit as he does, doesn't actually explain the full reasoning as it's complicated (but everything's fine, it's just scheduling conflicts) and talks about how to get a hold of us. Why is there not an episode this week, or last week, or the week after? When will there be one again? How can our listeners help the show in the meantime? Why is there this normal-length description for an "episode" that's barely over two minutes? We discuss it all (or Matt David does), with a tit, a tattle, and a bit of a prattle, and talk about The Writ Wit, the show where us two twits talk about writting.

Have any feedback or questions...yeah, I'm not really gonna do this part for this episode. The joke's worn thin. But seriously, email us at [email protected]. And you can buy Matt Donald's books on Amazon, but get the links yourselves you lazy bums.