It's finally here! Much like Madonna, we face our debut with admirable scrappy aplomb and a few production issues which are hopefully remedied in the near future (shout out to Shep Pettibone/Auphonic dot com). In today's exclusive, exemplary, debut episode we discuss:

- How we found ourselves here;

- What Madonna means to us;

- What MADONNA (the debut) meant for her career; and then

- A track by track discussion of the album that started the most stratospheric pop career of all time (we quite liked the album if you hadn't guessed yet).

Tweak your Gaultier upholstered nipples and hold tight for True (Re)View.