In our inaugural 2012 New Year's Celebratory episode, we spoil the hell out of "Quicksand" and "Rare Exports" (two movies you've probably never heard of anyway), host our first ever Annual ManCave Awards, and give off our own New Year's Resolutions, all while getting pretty drunk.

Welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" and welcome to 2012! We decided to hold our very own New Year's Party in the ManCave....we don't care when the year actually started. We're all supposed to die this year anyway, so does it really matter??

In this episode, CraigMakk makes a bunch of Resolutions that involve a whole lot of work for other people (and none for himself), and Serious Jest explains why the DEA should give up the War on Drugs and instead turn their sights on The Matrix. Then prepare to be wowed by the pomp and circumstance of our very First Annual ManCave Awards! Listen in as CraigMakk & Serious Jest host a very professional awards show with their good friend, Mr. Announcer Voice Guy. BOY, do those guys love Rampage Jackson.

Throughout it all, you'll learn about a bunch of shows and movies you may have never seen, get a better understanding of SOPA/PIPA than you ever wanted, and listen to the guys get drunk while arguing over the finer points of elves rights. So sit back, grab a drink, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Champagne of the Show: An awful, awful prosecco called Zardetto. GodDAMN you, Tim.