Join the motley Smorgasbored crew of Pete D. Gaskell, Amy Walker, Chris Byrne and Sofia Hariz as they venture once more into the world of the weird and the wonderful. Along the way, they: - Explain how chocolate sizes and shapes have altered for the worse since your childhood - Ponder a potential KitKat hoarding inside-job - Discuss the perils of observing a minute's silence - Find out how to make your toilet habits more festive - Understand why Sofia goes balls-deep to bring us a report - Realise that a minute's applause is a tedious thing - Learn how translating film titles into French loses their meaning