In a week where the free world threatened to vote itself into oblivion, the Team are back together to go on as normal and pretend nothing is happening.

In light of this, we're offering a slightly different format which will suit our inevitable future in the lead-lined bunkers that will be our dwelling places. We will begin with Organised Fun which, this week, will be run by Paddy McCloskey, UN Peace Envoy. [Insert joke here]

Then, rather than having one Question that No One is Asking, we're asking a series of five quickfire questions which focus predominantly on this week in the Premier League. The thinking person's football pundit will ask the questions and hopefully the rest of the Team will offer something in the way of answers.

All this and not much more beside on this week's edition of A Team of John O'Sheas...