Cinema. The Silver Screen. “The most beautiful fraud in the world,” as Godard once imperiously joshed. Where art and technology coalesce to portray realities akin to that of our wildest dreams. Where the West remains Wild. Where science and fiction transport us to the outer realms of our farthest galaxies. Where our greatest fears manifest into consciousness before our very eyes and love forever triumphs over evil.

It could also be where you witness pornstars with eyeballs for nipples accidentally summon a demonic albino spider, pornstars with a penchant for stealing faces attempt to strip-dance for hours and pornstars mispronounce words such as ‘virgin’ while bathing in pools of other pornstars’ blood.

That’s right, for this episode of Ex Inferis, Matt, Tom and Jamie endure the odious hellscape of Glenn Danzig’s directorial debut, Verotika. The bois go to absolute town on the who’s, when’s, how’s and, for the love of Beelzebub, the WHY OH WHY’s of this complete career killing car crash of a movie.

Grab yourself some milk…or beer…because this is going to be worse than getting knocked out by North Side Kings and claiming it was a set-up…