Author and performer Matthew Love (Selected Shorts, Uptown Showdown, Rolling Stone, Time Out NY) tells a great story about Jim Gaffigan ready to throw down at Gotham Comedy Club; another great story about being solicited for "clean pee" on the subway; trying to maintain enthusiasm while not being able to "close the deal"; a discussion of best and worst states with some slight Canada-bashing; the humor of jerking off; and an encounter with Jimmy Fallon.