SURE I'D LIKE TO USE MOLIERE/SHAKESPEARE'S ELOQUENCE TO TACKLE THE DEVIANT/DEMONS, BUT IF THE DEMONS ARE NOT OVERPOWERED, THEN ITS THE DEATH OF DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AND WE'RE FACING A SHORTAGE OF GOOD MEN.  SO UNLESS THERES A SUPPORT TEAM ASSIGNED TO PROTECT ME, I DONT HAVE TOO MANY OPTIONS THAT DONT INVOLVE SLEDGEHAMMERS.   ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE TO SNUFF OUT THE TYRANNICAL DEMON FREQUENCIES. SO, CAN I GET A PERSONAL ASSISTANT BY MAY 1ST,  WHO HAS MY BACK