Equal opportunity offenders. I share my ailments with people. I wonder if when I go to sleep I'll wake up the next morning. I used to think the strongest part of my body was my knees. But then again, Ancient Romans idolized the human foot. My friend thinks her toy poodle is part human. The meaningless waste of consumerism. Prepare for war.

MUSIC
 Artist Alan Silvestri

Equal opportunity offenders. I share my ailments with people. I wonder if when I go to sleep I'll wake up the next morning. I used to think the strongest part of my body was my knees. But then again, Ancient Romans idolized the human foot. My friend thinks her toy poodle is part human. The meaningless waste of consumerism. Prepare for war. MUSIC Artist Alan Silvestri

Equal opportunity offenders. I share my ailments with people. I wonder if when I go to sleep I'll wake up the next morning. I used to think the strongest part of my body was my knees. But then again, Ancient Romans idolized the human foot. My friend thinks her toy poodle is part human. The meaningless waste of consumerism. Prepare for war.

MUSIC
 Artist Alan Silvestri

Equal Opportunity Offenders

A show about who we are and what we're going to be. It's political....It's socialogical....It's about consumerism....and it's about our future sex life....from Pieter Bruegel's paintings to 20th century ponzi schemes Garner tells you who you are. Don't expect to be entertained cause Garner doesn't believe you deserve it. He tells you why you're tools being manipulated. You're the new slaves but don't worry, Garner plays the best music, the best muscians of the 20th century and it's not for you. He doesn't play beautiful music for you. He does it for himself cause he gets tired of pounding on a table telling you what you've become.

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