I'm a plant murderess. According to Todd, I should not be allowed anywhere anything green resting in a pot of soil. Exhibit A: my desperate (and doomed) love of ivy topiaries. You wouldn't think anyone would be evil enough to document my topiary's slow demise, would you? But then you must not know how low Todd can sink.

Plus! Entertaining video of our business-suited Bill Gephardt irritably fixing the office's front door with an impressive array of tools. The man is handy.

It's free admission to all National Parks this weekend! Where do you want to go?