Tommy was a young man living in a college dormitory and getting a first taste at a life of independence away from his parents. He had hardly been there more than a day when a letter from the "College Education Committee" arrived. It stated that all new residents staying longer than a week must undergo a complete medical check at the college medical centre. Tommy was a healthy, virile young man with no health concerns; however, this was one medical procedure he would not soon forget! (story courtesy of SLS.com)

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