Warning: today’s episode of The Super Mario Bros Super Show is jam packed with ADULT SITUATIONS. In the live action segment, Luigi takes up French so that he may find a lover and fill the void in his cold, green heart.  In the animated mushroom kingdom, Mario and the gang find themselves locked away in a big empty prison after a sham trial finds them guilty of NOT eating pasta. In addition to being a scathing takedown of the American justice system, Koopa also wears some really fun outfits this week!