Escape Pod 905: Six Ways to Get Past the Shadow Shogun’s Goons, and One Thing to Do When You Get There

Six Ways to Get Past the Shadow Shogun's Goons, and One Thing to Do When You Get There

By Stewart C. Baker

1. Dust 'em

"Listen, little lady," the guy in front of the door is saying with a sneer. "There's two types of swordsman..."

Chiyome's already heard enough to peg his type, so she tunes out his braggadocio and pulls out a bag of nanite dust. She'd hoped to use her status as the Shingen warlord's only child to bluff her way in to the Shadow Shogun's presence, but the dust works too. She blows a handful in his face and he shrieks, drops his sword, then follows it to the floor, thrashing in the station's artificial gravity.

Behind her, Rui whistles. "What'd you give him?" The other woman asks.

"You know how my father's always talking about unsanctioned violence and other threats to order?"

"Sure, but I always figured he only says it because he's the one doing the sanctioning. No offense."

"None taken. The point is, every time this guy even thinks about violence for the next 4 hours, this will happen."

"Not bad."

"Not bad? It'll take you longer to beat the next one with your naginata, I bet."

"A bet, eh?" Rui cups Chiyome's chin in one long, slender hand and tilts her head up. "Well and good, then. We'll bet a favor."

"A favor and a kiss."