This week, Chris leads fellow disgusting meatbags Ant and Jack on an outward trajectory through one of Jeff Bezos' finest consumerist Mills of human misery and reasonably priced HDMI cables.

Will Balexa try and flush them in to the void of space?

Will a box gain sentience and try to eat a roll of packing tape?

Will someone remember what a Cesar cipher is?

To find out, listen on! Or No, No, Yes. Whatever suits you really.